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Pass The Udder
  Pass The Udder Udder


    (From the "B" side of "C'est Si Bon". Transcribed by Lee Withers (


    1.Oh, we grow things mighty big down in Kentucky
    But there's nothing in that state that can compare
    To a cow that we once had us 
    And the name of her was Gladys 
    Boy, you should have seen the neighbors stop and stare. 
    She stood 10 feet tall and had one purple eyeball
    It took eight of us to milk her, here is why:
    She had 27 spigots 
    And the tourists all bought tickets 
    Just to watch us milk and hear us loudly cry-y-y-y...
    Oh, pass the udder udder and I'll pass it to my brudder 
    And I'll pass the udder udder dis-a-way 
    So we passed the udder udder and I passed it to my brudder 
    Oh, we really had our hands full every day. 
    2. We created quite a spectacle, I grant you
    But we milked her just as pretty as you please
    And while people said "How funny,"
    We raked in enough durn money 
    To go out and order ermine BVD's. 
    Father turned her on her back one Sunday morning
    Gladys said "I'm upside down, now what's the gag?" 
    "Well, the reason why," said Pop 
    "is so the cream will be on top." 
    "Gosh," the cow said, "in that case, it's in the bag!" 
    (Repeat chorus) 
    3. Now our Gladys was a star in cattle circles
    Though she couldn't read or write her name in full 
    You would think she'd been to college 
    Although she herself acknowledged 
    That she gained her fame entirely by pull. 
    Gladdys said to us one cold and wintry morning
    She said "Milking is the thing I dearly loves, 
    But when I get a cold it lingers 
    And I can't stand icy fingers
    So go on back in the house and get your gloves!"

    (Repeat chorus)