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Roundworld

 

It's A Round, Round World

 
 
 
 
 
    (The second scene of "Columbus Discovers America")
     
    Columbus: 
    It's a round, round world

    It's a round, round world
    I contend it's round, and it's gonna be found
    When all the results are in
    It's a round world now and it's always been

    Ferdinand:
    Flat 
    Flat World
    It's a flat, flat world
    I insist it's flat as a welcoming mat
    And he's sailing off the end
    How about our crazy Italian friend

    Columbus:
    Friend
    Get hip, would I climb aboard this ship 
    If I didn't have odds the earth was highly spherical

    Ferdinand:
    It's a miracle
    If it is

    Columbus:
    Square, square king
    You're a square, square king
    If you don't believe
    You're gonna receive
    The shock of your royal life
    When the ship pulls in at Miami...

    Crew:
    Yo, ho, ho and a Dramamine
    We are loyal subjects of the king and queen
    But what kind of nut would you have to be
    To borrow a ship and put out to sea
    When you don't know what's on the other side
     
    Columbus:
    Round, round world
    It's a round, round world
    I contend it's round
    And it's gonna be found
    When all the results are in
    It's a round world now
    And it's always 
    Ferdinand:
    All week long on a hardtack bun
    Brother, who said getting there is 
    Half the fun (breath)
    Give up my throne for one Navy Bean
    No wonder I'm turning three shades green
    How could I go on such a loony
    Columbus:
    Trip get hip, would I climb 
    Aboard this ship
    If I didn't have odds
    The earth was highly  spherical
    Crew:
    Crazy kind of scheme
    It's a cockamamy dream
    If we don't sight land we're gonna scream
    Ferdinand:
    It's a miracle if it is
    Columbus:
    Square, square crew
    You're a square, square crew
    If you don't believe
    Crew:
    You, ho, ho through the wind and rain
    There's a typhoon coming up
    But where's John Wayne?
    Columbus:
    You're gonna receive
    The shock of you salty lives
    When I take command in the name of...
    Ferdinand:
    I feel like a red witch
    Having a wake
    How much of the ocean bit do you think I can take, claim that land in the name of...

    Columbus:
    Isabella and Ferdinand

    Ferdinand:
    That's Ferdinand and Isabella:

    Both:
    New rulers of this round, round world

    Crew:
    Crazy kind of scheme
    It's a cockamamy dream
    But we hope it's a round, round world.
     

    "It's A Round, Round World" (Reprise)
       
    Columbus:
    Round, round world
    It's a new found world
    And the land looks good
    Like a continent should
    Complete with a flag unfurled
    Indians:
    Yo, ho, ho and a buckskin sleeve
    Now the white man's here I guess
    It's time to leave
    But why go to war and fight like a jerk
    Perhaps we can pick up some kind of work
    In an Indian extravaganza
    Wyatt Earp or Bonanza

    Columbus: 
    Please don't call us, we'll call you

    Ferdinand:
    Step aside pal, meet the new

    Both: 
    Big cheeses of this round, round world