And Now...a Word from the Author

1. Playing with Fire
2. Pardon Me, You're Standing on My Roots
3. The Magic of Childhood
4. Radiohead
5. My First Audience
6. What Do You Think, I Just Got Off the Bus?
7. Other Voices, Other Studios
8. Uncle Sam Wants Me?
9. Play the Guitar! Amaze Your Friends!
10. You're Sure This Is the Ground Floor of Telebision?
11. It Only Hurts When I Laugh
12. Lifting It's Long Neck Like the Loch Ness Monster, the Advertising Business Suddenly Raises It's Head Out of the Water--A Challenge I Can't Refuse
13. Sailing onto the CBS Radio Network in a Banana Boat
14. Not on CBS Television You Don't!
15. Decisions in a Parking Lot
16. The Long Pause
17. You Could Have Foiled Me
18. "If You Can Sell Canned Chow Mein, You Can Sell Anything"
19. Green Chri$tma$; "Deck the Halls with Advertising"
20. "Stan Freberg Modestly Presents...
21. "Take Lincoln Out of the Civil War--
22. "Funnier Than Cleopatra!"
       Epilogue