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Crown Zellerbach's Zee
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    "A commercial I wrote and produced for Crown Zellerbach's Zee paper products had a man placing a roll of Zee paper towels in a player piano to see if it would play "Japanese Sandman."  This was the first time anybody had ever starte a commercial in the middle of a conversation, a device I occasionally use to this day:

    MAN:  She waht?
    GUY:  This lady says she put a roll of Zee paper towels in her player piano and it played the song "Japanese Sandman."
    MAN:  Wait a minute.  Zee towels are very versatile, but I doubt they'll play "Japanese Sandman."
    GUY:  All righty.
    SOUND:  PEDALS PUMPING PIANO MUSIC; SINGERS AND ORCHESTRA PLAY ZEE JINGLE.  AS IT CONCLUDES, WE HEAR THE FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! FLAP! OF PIANO ROLL WINDING DOWN.
    MAN:  See, I told you it wouldn't play "Japanese Sandman.""
     

    Taken directly from the book "It Only Hurts When I Laugh" page 102-103

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