SOUND: TRAFFIC
WOMAN: Taxi? Are you free?
MAN: Whattaya think lady? ‘Course I am. Ya blind or somethin?
WOMAN: As a matter of fact, I am.
MAN: Oh, sorry.
SOUND: CAR DOOR OPENS
WOMAN: That’s all right.
SOUND: CAR DOOR SLAMS
MAN: Whoa! No dogs in the cab.
WOMAN: This is Buddy, he's my Seeing Eye dog.
MAN: Naw, no dogs in my cab. I make it a rule.
WOMAN: I'm sorry you feel that way.
MAN: For one thing, dogs smell, ya know.
WOMAN: Not Buddy. He's immaculately groomed.  He's cleaner than a lot of cab drivers I've met.
MAN: Hey lady...whattaya tryin' ta say??
WOMAN: Let me put it another way: it's against the law to deny a blind person with a Seeing Eye dog access to any public transportation.
MAN: Public...uh...
WOMAN: Especially taxi cabs.
DOG: PANTING
MAN: Hiya fella! Heh heh. That's a good dog.
WOMAN: You were saying?
MAN: I was sayin'...umm where to?
MUSIC: SHORT TAG UNDER
ANNCR: Brought to you by "The Seeing Eye," of Morristown, NJ.
 

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