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MUSIC: SOAP OPERA THEME ANNOUNCER: Clark Smathers, Kaiser aluminum foil salesman, faces life. As we join Clark Smathers, veteran, daddy, organizer of Little League teams, it's been another in a series of not-too successful days with the grocers in his territory. SOUND: DOOR OPENING CLARK: I'm Home! WIFE: Hellow, Clark! How did it go with the grocers in your territory? CLARK: (SIGH) It was another in a series of not-too-successful days. WIFE: You mean they still haven't agreed to stock Kaiser foil? CLARK: No... not to any appreciable extent. WIFE: (SOB) Then this means I won't be able to have my operation! CLARK: Please, let's not discuss it in fron of the child. CHILD: (IN A SMALL WISTFUL VOICE) Did you bring me some new shoesies, Daddy? CLARK: Ummm... Daddy doesn't have any money for shoesies these days... because the mean old grocers won't stock Daddy's foil. CHILD: But haven't the animated commercials on Maverick forced distribution to any appreciable extent? CLARK: Not yet, honey. These things take time. CHILD: But my feet... they're so cold! CLARK: Wait! Watch this. SOUND: FOIL CRINCLING CLARK: There you go. You'll have the shiniest feet on the block. CHILD: Whoever heard of making shoesies out of Kaiser fiol? MUSIC: UNDER ANNOUNCER: There are many uses for Kaiser aluminum foil. Above Script taken directly from "It Only Hurts When I Laugh" page 158-159 |
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