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A Commercial writen into "Frebergland" "Meanwhile, Robinson was leafing through my pages. "You couldn't
get away with this shooting gallery thing in a million years!" he admonished
me.
BANG! CRASH! ANNOUNCER (SECOND TV SET): Stomach acid burned a hole
right through this handkerchief. See?
WOMAN (THIRD TV SET): I tried everything from my constipation...
ANNOUNCER (FOURTH TV SET): Proff! Clinical proof that
a fluoride toothpast like this, when applied in a conscientious program
of dental hygiene...
ANNOUNCER (FIFTH TV SET): (TALKING OVER A SHOT OF A
DIGESTIVE TRACT) ...Sluggishy, upset. In your digestive tract, your
golden liver bile...
FREBERG: (TURNING AND SPEAKING INTO THE CAMERA) Good evening, I'm Stan Freberg." Taken directly from the book "It Only Hurts When I Laugh" page 127
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