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Chun King Chow Mein

CHORUS: (SINGING WITH ORCHESTRA)

Ninety-five percent of the people in the USA Are Buying Chun King chow mein...

FREBERG: (BLOWS A POLICE WHISTLE TO STOP THEM)

Hold it please--that's not exactly true! Only five percent of the people are buying it. Ninety-five percent have never bought a single can.

MAN: Uhhh, you want us to say that?

FREBERG: Why not? Lay it on the line. Let's have a little "truth in advertising" for a change.

MAN: Okay.

CHORUS: Correction,

Ninety-five percent of the people in the USA Are not buying Chun King chow mein.

FREBERG: That's better

CHORUS: It could be that they don't like the label,

Or simply think, it isn't gonna be very good,

But should that

Ninety-five percent of the people ever try Chun King,

They're gonna eat Chun King chow mein

For the rest of their lives

MUSIC: OUT

FREBERG: Wouldn't that get a little monotonous?

MAN: Okay.

CHORUS: For the rest of the week.

FREBERG: How about... "occasionally"?

MAN: (SIGHING) Do you want to add anything else?

FREBERG: Well... just a little soy sauce maybe.

MUSIC: TAG

Above Script taken directly from "It Only Hurts When I Laugh" page 180-181